Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs.

Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?

People tell me they open my e-mails first, because they aren't demands and you don't need to reply. They're simply for pleasure.

Tobacco is America's greatest gift to the world!

An artist might be attracted to hedonism, but of course an artist is not a hedonist. He's a worker, always.

I'm a bit claustrophobic, I don't like crowds, I live by the sea - that's what I see when I come out of my house in Bridlington.