There's nothing more powerful than someone who has the disease who can be articulate and go in front of Congress or go to local government and say man, this is what's happening, and it's going to be you.

Most of us aren't crazy psychotics, but most of us are a whole bunch of different people. I think when you are in a position of authority, that doesn't remove that from you.

You only have a week to do a show. I mean, there's only so deep you can dig in that week.

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong.

Her lips said 'no', but her eyes said 'read my lips'.

So much of life is paradox. So much of life is neither one thing nor the other... it's both things at the same time.

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.