So much of life is paradox. So much of life is neither one thing nor the other... it's both things at the same time.

I always think extremism is basically a reaction out of fear. What we seem to be experiencing is polar extremism that keeps people from coming together.

I was chased through a chateau in the Loire Valley by a bunch of American school girls.

There's nothing worse than putting two similar shows back-to-back. Viewers don't want to watch one show and then sit through another half-hour of almost the same thing.

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn't find any at all.

I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.