It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.

Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.

To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful to you as it has been to me.

The stars above Italian clubs' badges shows you how many times they have won the Gazetta.

A fly rod extends a fly fisher's being as surely as do imagination, empathy or prayer.

I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera.

I grew up playing war. We threw dirt and rocks at each other. We'd lead attacks. We'd break up into squads. It became a neighborhood thing for a while, our neighborhood against the other neighborhood. There was always a war breaking out somewhere.