isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!

People are always separable.

Now when I have to remember a date, all I have to do is consult my rap sheet.

But I guess you don't see the planets when you're staring at the sun. You just get blinded.

Feeling someone else's anger is bad; being left alone is worse.

The truth feels different from other things. The closest you can come to describing it is that it feels like taking a perfect breath.

I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten. It was my teacher who said so. It was right there on my kindergarten report card: PAUL IS DEFINITELY GAY AND HAS VERY GOOD SENSE OF SELF.