What's the big deal with France? How come everyone wants to go there? Let me tell you about France. Their music sucks. Their movies suck. Their berets suck. Their croissants are pretty good, but the place overall still sucks.My family went there once on the way to visit Dad's homeland family. EuroDisney. Need I say more?

When someone breaks up with you, their beauty-- which you took such satisfaction in-- suddenly becomes unfair.

Someday your prince will come," I assure him. "And the first thing I'm going to say to him is, 'What took you so long?

the world loves stupid labels. i wish we got to choose our own.

I was sixteen and equipped with the appropriate genitalia, so I cleared that hurdle nicely.

I had no idea what I wanted, only that I wanted something, which is the worst kind of wanting.

Every person is a possibility. The hopeless romantics feel it most acutely, but even for others, the only way to keep going is to see every person as a possibility.