We have to reserve the right to bomb the niggers.
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine
What do I think of the reverse sweep? It's like Manchester United getting a penalty and Bryan Robson taking it with his head
Not badly, considering I was seated between Jesus Christ and Napoleon.
Wimbledon is getting a bit too like Royal Ascot. It's not what happens or who wins so much, as what clothes do I have on.
England have nothing to lose here, apart from this test match.