I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex
David LodgeWalt Whitman, he who laid end to end words never seen in each other's company before outside of a dictionary.
David LodgeThat's the attraction of the conference circuit: it's a way of converting work into play, combining professionalism with tourism, and all at someone else's expense. Write a paper and see the world! I'm Jane Austen - fly me!
David Lodge