I don't really have a social life.

It's upsetting to be a man in our society.

A stage play is basically a form of uber-schizophrenia. You split yourself into two minds - one being the protagonist and the other being the antagonist. The playwright also splits himself into two other minds: the mind of the writer and the mind of the audience.

Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah.

People may or may not say what they mean... but they always say something designed to get what they want.

President Obama seems to understand the Constitution as a 'set of suggestions.'

A liberal pretending to be a conservative? That's like a straight person pretending to be gay to get greater acceptance.