To find beauty in the sad, hope in the midst of loss, and dignity in failure is great poetic art.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

For it is written that just as it is forbidden to partake of the forbidden, it is forbidden not to partake of the permitted.

I hate vacations. There's nothing to do.

When we fear things I think that we wish for them ... every fear hides a wish

All rhetorical questions are accusations.

Society functions in a way much more interesting than the multiple-choice pattern we have been rewarded for succeeding at in school. Success in life comes not from the ability to choose between the four presented answers, but from the rather more difficult and painfully acquired ability to formulate the questions.