I'm entitled to my political opinions, and I get to vote because I'm an American.

No one enjoys being equal.

In a restaurant one is both observed and unobserved. Joy and sorrow can be displayed and observed "unwittingly," the writer scowling naively and the diners wondering, What the hell is he doing?

All rhetorical questions are accusations.

It's hard to write a good play because it's hard to structure a plot. If you can think of it off the top of your head, so can the audience.

They say you can't study Kabbalah until you are at least 40 years old. You know why? You have to have experienced at least one generation making the same mistakes as the previous one.

The government, for example, has determined that black people (somehow) have fewer abilities than white people, and, so, must be given certain preferences. Anyone acquainted with both black and white people knows this assessment is not only absurd but monstrous. And yet it is the law.