As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

I hate vacations. There's nothing to do.

Roll back the clock, and every possession of every great country started with a crime.

There's no such thing as talent; you just have to work hard enough.

My alma mater is the Chicago Public Library.

Don't write stage directions. If it is not apparent what the character is trying to accomplish by saying the line, tell us how the character said it or whether or not she moved to the couch isn't going to aid the case.

The images in a dream are vastly varied and magnificently interesting.