Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah.
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.
I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say you can get further with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.
You can't rely on the acting to tell the story.
In my family, in the days prior to television, we liked to while away the evenings by making ourselves miserable, solely based on our ability to speak the language viciously.