Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.
David MitchellLittle girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.
David Mitchell