Ive never had cocaine. I work in showbusiness and no one has ever offered me cocaine. Can you believe that? It makes me worry Im not always the life and soul of the party that I feel like in my head.
David MitchellI'm from a time and place where bigheadedness was a really savage crime, and you'd get cut down for it by your peers and parents.
David MitchellAct', implores the Ghost of Future Regret. 'I shan't give you another chance'. [and so Jacob does] 'Damned fool,' groans the Demon of Present Regret. 'What have you done?
David Mitchell