How vulgar, this hankering after immortality, how vain, how false. Composers are merely scribblers of cave paintings. One writes music because winter is eternal and because, if one didn't, the wolves and blizzards would be at one's throat all the sooner.

over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The best way to get out of debt is not to seek to get out of debt, but to seek to create wealth

Good moods’re as fragile as eggs...Bad moods’re as fragile as bricks.

Men invented money Women invented mutual aid

War's an auction where whoever can pay the most in damage and still be standing wins.

People b'lief the world is built so an tellin em it ain't so caves the roofs on their heads'n'maybe yours.