I applied for the University of Life. Didn't get the grades.

The fact was I loved my wife to a degree that I found impossible to express, and so rarely did.

I'm not the consolation prize, Dex. I'm not something you resort to. I happen to think I'm worth more than that.

Salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon, salmon. I eat so much salmon at these weddings, twice a year I get this urge to swim upstream.

Once you decide not to worry about that stuff anymore, dating and relationships and love and all that, it's like you're free to get on with real life.

Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's FUN

At university, I used to write silly little sketches and monologues, but never fiction.