Maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte or ABe North in Tender in the Night, and they're drinking because of a deep, unquenchable sadness of the soul, or the terrible legacy of the First World War, whereas I just get drunk because I'm thirsty, and I like the taste of lager.
David NichollsYou've got to stop letting women slip drugs into your mouth, Dex, it's unhygienic. And dangerous. One day it'll be a cyanide capsule.
David NichollsIt's the face itself that I love, not that face at twenty-eight or thirty-four or forty-three. It's that face.
David NichollsShe had reached a turning point. She no longer believed that a situation could be made better by writing a poem about it.
David Nicholls