Today. This bright new day that awaits us

You can't throw away years of your life because it makes a funny anecdote.

He could feel her laughter against his chest, and at that moment he thought that there was no better feeling than making Emma Morley laugh.

A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.

So - whatever happened to you?' 'Life. Life happened.

I'm trying to be inspiring! I'm trying to lift your grubby soul for the great adventure that lies ahead of you!

What must that be like? To be admired before you’ve even said a word, to be desired two or three hundred times a day by people who have absolutely no idea what you’re like?