A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
David NichollsThe sad fact is that I love Dickens and Donne and Keats and Eliot and Forster and Conrad and Fitzgerald and Kafka and Wilde and Orwell and Waugh and Marvell and Greene and Sterne and Shakespeare and Webster and Swift and Yeats and Joyce and Hardy, really, really love them. Itโs just that they donโt love me back.
David NichollsI want my best friend back, she thinks, because without him nothing is good and nothing is right.
David NichollsI work three days at home, and two days in the British Library or the London Library, just to get out of the house and hide from the children.
David Nicholls