New York is breaking my heart. Iโve often said that itโs like having a really interesting boyfriend suddenly becoming really, really into wine, and having to have endless conversations about it.
David RakoffThere is supercomputer somewhere in the Nevada desert whose sole function is to count the number of times that I have said the following, because it is unquantifiable by human minds at this point, but this time itโs really true: I should have stayed home.
David Rakoff