I am going to the bad place, as is my wont.
Youth is not wasted on the young, it is perpetrated on the young.
People are really trying their best. Just like being happy and sad, you will find yourself on both sides of the equation many times over your lifetime, either saying or hearing the wrong thing. Let's all give each other a pass, shall we?
I had a tumor. But it was great.
Simplicity, it seems, has always been wasted on those who simply cannot appreciate it
Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.