Being locked up is one thing, but to have no concept of confinement, to be ignorant of its terms and never understand that struggle is useless - that's what hell must be like.
David SedarisMy first semester I had only nine students. Hoping they might view me as professional and well prepared, I arrived bearing name tags fashioned in the shape of maple leaves.
David SedarisComfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if youโve come to mow its lawns.
David SedarisRemember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.
David SedarisSometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.
David SedarisI started typing diary in, I don't know, 1978 or '79, but then the computer changed that a lot. Because with the computer if you were writing and you realized you had three sentences in a row that started with the word "he," you could fix that right up, whereas on a typewriter you'd think, "Well, I'm not going to change the whole page. It's my diary." So that made a difference.
David Sedaris