Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.
David SedarisUsually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn't get any reaction whatsoever.
David SedarisCover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will ask why you're not drinking. 'Oh, I just don't feel like it this morning.' 'Why not?' 'I guess I'm not in the mood?' 'Well, this'll put you in the mood. Here. Drink up.' 'No, really, I'm OK.' 'Just taste it.' 'Actually, I'm sort of...well, I sort of have a problem with it.' 'Then how about half a glass?
David SedarisI've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives.
David Sedaris