"I am not much of a mathematician," said the cigarette, "but I can add to a man's nervous troubles, I can subtract from his physical energy, I can multiply his aches and pains, I can divide his mental powers, I take interest from his work, and discount his chances for success."
David Starr JordanThere is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living.
David Starr JordanWhen a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
David Starr JordanAll war is murder, robbery, trickery, and no nation ever escaped losses of men, prosperity and virility. War knows no victor.
David Starr Jordan