He'd been let down so often His brow was on the floor But then they found A small hole in the ground And let him down some more

I want that. I want that awful intense and serious unhappiness, cos then I might feel better, and then I might be happy.

When you do something well, this is the best job in the world.

It wasnt the greatest script in the world, but not many people can say theyve played a wicked king in a swashbuckling Arthurian special-effects monster movie.

I walk to Oxford Street and climb on the number 8. It's freezing and it starts to rain and it's the ugliest bus I've ever seen, rattling down the ugliest streets, in the ugliest city, in the ugliest country, in the ugliest of all possible worlds.

I'd had a relationship with a French girl, a Japanese girl, an American girl, a Filippina and she was there all the time - a Lancashire girl. I thought: 'It's a Lancashire girl I was looking for. Why didn't I realize it?

Well I am afraid that I am going to die, because I have just put a down payment on a house.