I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creativity is developed, when you're young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to.