I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite was 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Everything about it electrified me, and when I re-read Roald Dahl's books as an adult it surprised me.

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.