There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

American culture is kind of an international culture, isn't it? British culture is a bit more unique. I think funny things are sort of funny around the world, really.

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.