It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from 'Little Britain' on screen, it makes all the hard work worth it. It's such fun watching those transformations.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.