Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.
David WalliamsI used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.
David Walliams