A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor, I explain it as if they're a 25-year-old that hasn't quite figured it out yet.
David WaltonMy family took me to church when I was like 4 years old, and I had to be in a pageant, and I was playing Jesus.
David Walton