The thing is, the reader doesn't want to hear about bad times.
I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.
I got hate letters from girls all over America because I wouldn't go to the prom with them.
The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.
I like tall girls because I like someone to look up to.
I know a lot of people in the retirement village that I have a house in in Florida that are on the Internet and are reading the paper on the Internet, and they're communicating on the Internet.