I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

I do think you are supposed to go through wars with your child because otherwise the tearing apart that has to happen when they go off to lead their own life would be unbearable.

It was my father who taught me to value myself.

Other than my memory being a bit woolly and my knees being a bit creaky, I don't really think there's anything I can't do.

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.