I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.

People need to learn to take everyone as they are.

I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian person.

I don't know what the future holds, but I have to be confident about it. It's just the way I am.

I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.