I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.

I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian person.

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.

I don't read novels whilst I'm writing one; I just haven't got a wide enough brain to concentrate on incoming and outgoing in the same time zone.