Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the Chinese habit of foot-binding.

The trouble with a free market economy is that it requires so many policemen to make it work.

I think Churchill is right, the only thing to be said for democracy is that there is nothing else that's any better, and therefore he used to say, Tyranny tempered by assassination, but lots of assassination. People say, If the Congress were more representative of the people it would be better. I say the Congress is too damn representative. It's just as stupid as the people are; just as uneducated, just as dumb, just as selfish.

Controversial proposals, once accepted, soon become hallowed.

The Iraqi is really not whacky toady, perhaps, even tacky. When they gave him the word, he gave us the bird and joined with the Arabs, by cracky!

Always remember that the future comes one day at a time.

Brains are no substitute for judgement.