I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

I didn't even know what Chikara was... So I show up at the show, and I'm expecting a normal wrestling show... there's like a f#%ing dude in a dinosaur outfit walking around, and there was a stipulaton that someone would be sent back in time... Not that I disliked it or anything, I was just like, what the hell is going on.