Our minds are big enough to contemplate the cosmos but small enough to care about who wins an Oscar
Dean CavanaghSpectacular sporting events are bread & circuses. The Superbowl, for instance, is anything but "super". It is a Petri dish under the lens of mediaocrity, where surveillance of the spectators is just as mind numbing as the incomprehensible homo-erotic beefcake ballet being enacted on the pitch
Dean CavanaghRoyal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes
Dean Cavanagh