It will all be better in the end and if it is not better then it must not be the end yet

Books are packaged dreams.

She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

The best part of a Mr. Goodbar is not the wrapper, is it? No, and the best part of a Coke is not the can. On those nights when you lie awake, either man or boy, wondering about yourself, peeling away one layer of oddness after another, you should remember and always be grateful that the woefully imperfect person that you are, with all your contradictions and unworthy desires, is not the best of you, any more than the wrapper is the best part of a Mr. Goodbar. -Odd Thomas - Odd Apocalypse by Dean Koonts pgs. 354-355 chapter 53

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

Vladimir Nabokov said the two great evils of the 20th century were Marx and Freud. He was absolutely correct.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.