Not funny ha ha, funny weird.

I fall down on the side of free will, simply because if you look at where I came from, and what I was able to do in my life, what was able to happen.

Night has patterns that can be read less by the living than by the dead.

A great deal of phenomenal experience has fostered in me a flexibility of the mind and imagination that some might call madness

We're out of cocktail olives, it's a tragedy of historic proportions, but we're coping because we're Americans.

Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie.

Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.