Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

The opportunity to love a dog and to treat it with kindness is an opportunity for a lost and selfish heart to be redeemed. They are powerless and innocent, and it is how we treat the humblest among us that surely determines the fate of our souls

I never have lunch because it makes me foggy-headed.

I have advice for new writers, first of all, at any time in the history of publishing in my experience, there will be endless number people telling you that you can't do what you are trying to do. You won't succeed, there's something else you should be doing.

Most universities are no longer temples of knowledge, but of power, and true moderns worship there.

Not funny ha ha, funny weird.

Those who wish to punish the current and future generations for the inequities of a generation long gone, and who equate justice with revenge, are the most dangerous people in the world.