Every life is complicated, every mind a kingdom of unmapped mysteries.
A great deal of phenomenal experience has fostered in me a flexibility of the mind and imagination that some might call madness
If wishes were filet mignon, we'd always eat well at dinner
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.
One of the greatest sorrows of human existence is that some people aren't happy merely to be alive but find their happiness only in the misery of others.