Your mind always does worse things than people can show in a movie.

The biggest advice is being true to what you want to do. Don't worry if other people understand it or don't understand it. If what you're doing has merit, it will find its way.

Even if God exists, does He know that you do?

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

If you want to publish two books a year under your own name and your publisher doesn't, maybe you need a different publisher.

My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.

I never have lunch because it makes me foggy-headed.