That was interesting, riding in the trunk," Milo said, "but I wouldn't want to do it again.

Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries. If you don't think life is mysterious, if you believe you have it all mapped out, you aren't paying attention or you've anesthetized yourself with booze or drugs, or with a comforting ideology. And if you don't think life's a comedy - well, friend, you might as well hurry along to that burial. The rest of us need people with whom we can laugh. -Odd Thomas -Odd Apocalypse by Dean Koontz pg 30 chapter 4

I don't find slashing and blood flying everywhere to be scary. I just find it repulsive.

The things we worry about the most are never the things that bite us. The sharpest teeth always take their nip of us when we are looking the other way.

Not an insult sweetie. That was a thirteen word kiss.

Every talent is unearned, however, and with it comes a solemn obligation to use it as fully and as wisely as possible.

One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us