If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.
When a knot gets to tight, you can always cut the rope
Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.
If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs.
Evil was coming. I wondered whose face it would be wearing.
Wealth is power, and power is the only thing about which contemporary culture cares.