I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me.

Investment banks started recruiting at Harvard back in the day, and they'd fly me down to New York City and I was so poor so I would take advantage of the free flight, the per diem, the hotel. And then I would go audition for stuff.

I don't have a lot of downtime.