I don't get a lot of "Hey, Harvard!" stuff. I think a lot of people who don't know me would be surprised to think that I went there. But no, I don't. You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Actors like to play bad guys because they're more fun. They also win more awards.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me.

I play DEA, CIA, FBI, LAPD; I got 'em all.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.