You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

To survive in a lot of male-dominated situations - the police, the military, what have you - you put on a bit of the crass, blowhard thing, because you just can't survive being the nice guy in those environments.

You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Well, I was a drama kid.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.