When you raise an animal, you live it like your own child.

We can get so wrapped up in our own misconceptions that we miss the simple beauty of the truth.

I kept trying to talk myself out of my second thoughts when they were trying to help me. My advice? When it comes to relationships, second thoughts should be promoted.

We don't want you convicted for condiment theft. You go to that prison, you'll meet big-time operators. Maple syrup stealers.

Maybe sometimes you just feel like everything can be taken from you all at once.

It can be exhausting eating a meal cooked by a man. With a woman, it's, Ho hum, pass the beans. A guy, you have to act like he just built the Taj Mahal.

Beaches, music, and car rides—they could all bring on a sudden bout of deep, dreamy thoughts.