If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

My office walls are covered with autographs of famous writers - it's what my children call my 'dead author wall.' I have signatures from Mark Twain, Earnest Hemingway, Jack London, Harriett Beecher Stowe, Pearl Buck, Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling, Alfred, Lord Tennyson, to name a few.

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are finished. Mrs. Miracle

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs. Miracle

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

I'm dyslexic, although they didn't have a word for it when I was in grade school. The teachers said I had 'word blindness.