If you have a secret, keep it to yourself.

I guess a lot of things happen still.

I loved Frank [O'Connor], he was wonderful...just don't get on his bad side. I don't think I would have wanted to marry him, but I probably should have since I married idiots anyway.

I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral.

I do an act, and I've been doing an act for 50 years. I do a variety show, which is a musical comedy show. I do comedy, and I do singing, Broadway show tunes and different songs that I like. Been doing it for many, many years.

I have the largest private collection in the world [of Hollywood memorabilia].

The only way you learn is by failure.