My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.

That evening, rowing on the quiet river as sunset turned to dusk, I saw an occasional smoky smudge on the towpath, always slightly ahead of me, like a dark star guiding me home.

Her bark is worse than her bite.

Remember the past - and await the future.

Yes, I see that you are behaving like a prince but that doesn't mean you won't behave like a devil at the first opportunity.

You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it.

I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.